go to walmart inside zelda orcanall of sesons and buy some french frise and put a french
fri on your head and dance with dance wit a meatloaf and your hair will turn into a buzz
cut 

zelda four sowrds advenchr if you heve a hemr get in a lien and powr up the hemr stop
being a lien let go it,l maek waevs go frtr then levl2 hamr

go to a tree and pee on it. It will give u a pickle. Go to Maple and make her eat it. It
will bleed all over the freakin carpet and you have an affair with your wife to pay for
the carpet.