beat clasic mode with ness 500 times on hard mode then u get him

ok this is the truth no word of a lie... during classic mode, race to the finish u notice
that pipe u drop out of??? ok well now jump up there and bounce off the walls (Like in
Young Links target test) if u make it up to the top u enter a door that says "WINNER"
just walk up to it and it will take u to the new stage... "INSIDE THE WOMENS BODY" it
will then show the New Character Approching Screen... once this loads you will see to
melon like figures... the one on the left looks a little red... beat this new dude and it
will say: 

"CONGRATULATIONS PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT ITCHY LEFT BOOB IS NOW YOURS!!!"

To unlock Super Sonic, defeat 100 or more KO's in Cruel Melee with Sonic. After that,
Super Sonic will fight you, beat him, and he'syours!



To unlock Hyper Shadow, defeat 100 or more KO's in Cruel Melee with Shadow. After that,
Hyper Shadow will fight you, beat him, and he's yours!

If you want Micky all you have to do is

.sing the ABC's

.Watch Micky Mouse Club House

.Then be Jake Long:The americn dragon And Do Classic very hard 1 life NO CONTINUES

.vs Him

.Beat him and he's *****

you can get jackie chan and a starter from dark alliance by beating crule melee.

first get NAVI THEN ROCK LEE then you do adventure mod with 1 life and on INVISABLE!!!
MODE and you get him and do not die..

first go to 100 man melee (any charecter) then just jump around until a fan drops pick it
up and press a sideways it works 9/10

The only way to have it is dancing the Macarena while drinking Wine and talking like
Michael Jackson.Then Go to versus play stock match and win.Play with any com. and in any
level

when yu go on the yoshi island jump on the top of the thing and then yu will realize tht
no computer can go up and get you but rememeber not to move to the left just stay on the
middle and do not move if your someone like mewtu or samus it will give you time to
charge up your power very quk and dont forget to put the difficulty on i think any mode
but if it doesnt work put on easy mode

dude this is no joke!!!! Its pretty hard though. All u do is beat adventure, classic, and
all star on very hard with falco or fox with only 1 life. remember this is no joke ive
done it before.

Play one hour of tennis. Then watch James Blake play a match. He`ll probably win.If he
doesn`t keep watching matches with him ti`ll he wins. Then play one melee match. Then
James Blake will challenge you. Look out for his forehand attack,it is REALLY!!!!!
GOOD!!!! Beat him, and he`s your`s.

First beat adventure mode with led zeppelin and then beat classic mode with nysnc and fall
out boy.  It really works 



You can even ask the voices in my head-----=P 

:-)

kill 100 ideots on cruel melee with fox or falcos gun(item guns work also).

Have cpt. falcon and mr. game and watch on a team, and have samus and another mr. game and
watch all alone. Cpt Falcon: "I need gas for my robot. All he does is fire charge shots."
The mr. game and watches compete for charge shots. If the one on falcons team wins, he
dumps it on cpt. falcon who punches samus and those 3 win. If not, dump it on samus and
kill her. Another is kirby's resurant. I'll explain later.

If you dont know who he is look him up on youtube

Anyway to unlock him unlock the diskun trophy (hardest trophy to get) then put your game
disk in the comp i will got to youtube smash brawl the you will see someone playing as
fox mario grabs a gun luigi has a big laser gun blaster and fox will be suroundded and it
will veiw the angry german kid smashing his keyboard as soon as he say "stuped fat green
and red italiens with big gun your spose to kill a fat lizard C***ts"

STOP THE VIDEO after he says "C***ts" then it will say "a challenger appears" you will
fight him but hes in a keyboard then he will say "HOLY COCOPUFFS WITH BAHUMUT ****ING
MOTHER BRAIN ITs MARIO!" mario says "this a kids game ill kill you!"  he has a key pause
the game the smash the key board in half take out all its keys play the game you will
kill him and he will say "ill get you you SHACKPONCHIMANKLDEF you sick donkey"

the a sign will appear "saying smack your keyboard you get mental its AGK"

his move list:

A he thows his key board

B he throws little keyboards

B+up he jumps with a key board spewing out keys

want more moves unlock him and see for your self

first go to the classic mode then after that ya choosesonic read a sonic cheat first ok
then at the end of it shoot at least 80 peices of writing and a foe has challenged you.

first,go to advenure mode get your best charicter oh yay and set it on normal our higher
kill giga bowser and get (shoot) 90 of the names iv got him i'm just about to kill poor
peach.

This is no lie,get under a big enemy keep pressing the a button keep doing this until its
says %999(witch is dammage) then attak them they might fly off the screen its real funny
if you mannage this.

to do this you have to beat story mode classic and adventure with everone then beat
targets with young link then play as young link fight link  then when you win  he will
shoot link and then you fight him if you beat him peter will come then beat him then
there yours!  if done it it works fight have link lvl be 5

Delete all the games on ya gamecube that are not rated M of A excepy ssbm. Beat all the
games in one day and play ssbm. Make sure you fill both slots first. When you turn it on,
it will ask if you're older than 17 or not. If you say no it will delete all ya files. Say
yes and play stamina. As Link you can grab people and chop there heads off and blood
spurts everywhere.

with samus, first, charge up your laz0R, then grab the enemy, throw it to left/right,
shoot a single rocket(no homing one)and then sh00t yo laser. it will knock tem off da
stage

with link, they must be over 64% dmg, or else this wont work.
grab them, throw them in de air, and do the jump-up-A move a couple of times(dont forget
to hit them) and they should get a star-KO

in mute city, use peach and jump off the platform while its moving. use parasol move and
miss the platform right before it stops. U will go right through the ground. u cant
recover so ur dead meat

once you unlock all-star mode, beat it with every1 on very hard with a maximum of 3 lives.
if you do, the last person you beat it with will face either kupa or perin, beat all-star
mode again on very hard and you will face the other colored turtle... :D

to unlock pichu in 10 second u have to beat pickachu using mewtwo in vs mode then go to
event match then play for 1 min then turn off your game then turn it back on then use
supper sudden death then go to event 37 then u will fight pichu using mewtwo 

THIS IS NO F**KING LIE!!!!!!!!!! BEAT THE GAME ON ADVENTER [very hard]
WITH BOWSER YOU WILL BEAT HIM 2 TIMES IF YOU BEAT IT IN UNDER OR IN 15 MINS IF NOT DONE
IN 15 MINS IT IS OKAY BUT YOU WANT TO BEAT IN A HAFE HOUR OR LESS Giga-Bowser WILL
CHALENG YOU AND IF YOU BEAT HIM 
IT WILL ASK YOU  Do you want to replace bowser with Giga-Bowser  IM NOT SURE IF YOU CAN
DO CONTIUNS BEST TO BE SAFE DONT DO CONTIUNS OH BY THE WAY ONLY WORKS IF YOU DO IT ON 1
LIFE!!!!!!!!! REALY REALY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DID IT IT
WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

The only charecters you can unlock are as follows:  Marth, Roy, Falco, Luigi, Dr. Mario,
Ganondorf, Young link, Jiggulypuff, Mewtwo, Pichu, and Mr. Game and watch.  For a total
of 25 charecters.  After you unlock game and watch you get a message saying: 
Congragulations you've unlocked all playable charecters Get to fighting.   If you have an
action replay AND ONLY WITH AN ACTION REPLAY CHEAT GAME ENHANCER you can have Giga Bowser,
Master hand (must have a controller in port three), Crazy hand, (must have a controller in
port four). Sandbag, Male wireframe, Female wireframe, Dark link, Dark yoshi (just changes
color).  Popo alone, and nana alone.  (NOTE:  You dont have to have four controllers just
one.  there does not have to be one in prt one. 

play as Kirby and have a computer peach as your opponent. Go to a stage that you can fall
off. then go to an edge where you fall off. duck near the edge. Peach will come along and
will most likely use smash b. then she will commit sucide. this is good for 1-stock
battles!

if you jump twice with peach and hold the joy stick up she will hover for a moment.while
in hover you can move left and right and use the a attack. 

break your memory card take whats inside and put in gamecube then you will fight your
memory card win and you have it!

First play in cruel melee with and character. Then, beat 5-10 wireframes and then you can
let them beat you. Then, you get mr. ressitti trophy. After you get the trophy, press
reset on the gamecube. Then when you enter ssbm, mr. ressetti will challenge you.

There you go!

be roy and kill at least 100 people in cruel melee beat adventure on almost-impossible
mode(beat events 1-51 to unlock this) then beat event 50 with mario at 0% an then beat
event 51 with any guy at 0% then you unlock event 52:case closed your in a court room
having a case with sega (who made the 3-D sonic games a motherf*cking sh*t load of
steaming pile of goat-horse-bull-Ox-sheep all mixed together sh*t mountain) if you solve
the case a message will say "OBJETION you got phoenix wright!!!!!!!!!"

Beat adventure mode as Mario, the play a vs. match being Mario (human) vs. Luigi
(computer), make sure Mario wins, it will say Master Hand has came, you must beat him
then it will say that you have unlocked all playable characters.  

Change the match type to 1 life stock. Use only 1 player. You can be anyone you want. The
cpu has to be Ness at level 9. Go to the Kongo Jungle stage. The one with the shack over
the river. When the match starts DON'T DO ANYTHING. Ness will jump right into the river.
Works every time. He must be mental or something. Oh, wait...
NOTE:If you don't follow these rules exactly, it won't work. So listen to me because no
one ever does.

i did not make this up, i found it on another web site. 

go to home-run contest and hit 915 feet.you can do this with eny character

to unlock celebi go to all_star mode in very hard 1 life (no damage) with all pokemons
then go to v.s. mode and then go to item switch and put pokeballs and then select pikachu
and mewtwo dificulty level 9 and put pokemon stadium stage   and then find celebi pokeball
10 times and then celebi fight you and you win celebi its yours

play small melee 4x. but you have to play as peach 2x and zelda 2x. then after the 4th 1,
play a regular match as any 1 and you will be invincable.

THIS IS REAL 

First you have to beat classic and adventure mode with captain falcon and ganondorf with
two lives 

in hard mode, then not shoot to the credits and later he will aparence with his entrance
music and the WWE belt around his waist, beat him and he will be yours. Be carefull with
his F-5

Believe me

THIS IS TRUE. ****************

do not listen to the rest of these people i have done it and i swear its soo true!

defeat classic mode once with dr. mario and then go to the main menu and type in "ABXRL"
AND THEN DEFEAT "EVENT 1" 6 TIMES. IT WILL SAY A FOE IS APPROACHING AND BEAT HIM AND HE'S
YOURS FOR 8 hours of play. repeat to get him back. THIS IS SOOO TRUE

THIS ACTUALLY WORKS. Go to Captain Falcon Event race, and when the cars come by, you must
get hit by the silver one. The exact second this happens, pause the game and turn on Pimp
My Ride. Watch it until the end, and right as X says You've officially been pimped, turn
off the gamecube. Turn it back on, and you have X-Zibit

to unlock shadow queen from paper mario the thousand year door beat the game as crystal
king hooktail gloomtail mario lugi and paper mario

I am not sure if this is real. First get the game Super Mario Sunshine. Then create a file
for Super Mario Sunshine. Finally beat the game. If you think that in SSBM you challenge
Giga Bowser your're wrong. A screen will show up that says ''Do you want to unlock Giga
Bowser?''. Click Yes and you'll unlock him. It might erase Bowser but i'm not sure.

Get 90000000000 in the home run thingy with dr mario (with bat) and then win the game 5
times and fight on endlles melle for 99 minutes EXCATLY (Use a cronometer) and thin go on
all star on really hard 1 life with yoshi NO CONTINUES and then she will apper kill her
and shes yours

To get the SMW mario,go to adventure mode and select Mario.There is a cheat to go to
forest of illusion.Beat Forest Of Illusion on hard,1 life no dying.Then,beat classic mode
as Luigi.Finally,have a match Mario VS Luigi at SMB2 stage.Finally,kick his arse and he's
yours.To unlock his level(Donut Plains),beat adventure mode as him.The level's song is
the first level of super mario world for NES.

To unlock criss angel use only mewtwo and use psychic moves only.you must beat
classic,adventure&all-star on very hard.then you will unlock him.

to unlock earthworm jim u need to fight a lvl.9 mewtwo hadicap 1,a lvl.8 kirby hadicap 2
(the hadicaps feture the ewj games 1&2) after that use yoshi and do home run contest then
hit the sandbag over 5,000 ft. then you will have to fight ness in a coin match then beat
him then do adventure,classic and all-star very hard (no continus) you then get a queen
slug-for-a-butt,prof. monkey for a head earth worm jim ect. then fight him and hes
yours.NOTE:for a 3-D earth worm jim fight a lvl.3 handicap 3 bowser and ONLY have items
that start with a d and earthworm jim in 3-D will fight you kill him and hes yours to
keep(3-D earthworm jim is from EarthWorm Jim 3-D)

TO UNLOCK M&G YOU HAVE TO Beet targets whith all of the carickters or fite Advancher mode
with all of the chariktors

first go to best buy and buy a CD of michael jackson then listen to it over and over for 5
times ( exactly) then go sock your moms ass and rape your dog! for 3 hours! then go and
get your GC and smash it against your moms face! ( until it breaks!) then get your SMBM
game and eat it! then go to michael jacksons house and tell him to rape you! after just
kill your self! and once your dreaming you can imagine that your playing micahel jackson
on your game cube!! =) i hope this helps! this is real if you dont believe me you can go
to google and research michael jackson rapes little boys on gamecube and YOULL SEE!! plz
believe me!

Do 1 battle with each characters pink form, if they have one.then beat allstar with pink
luigi on easy with 4 lives.then kill zelda (not sheik) 50 times with the boxer from
punchout.then kill EXACTLY 2 dumbos on cruel mode.then beat classic and adventure with
jigglypuff on very easy with 2 lives.then pink panther will fight you.beat em and hes
yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beat adventure with fox on very easy.then kill 5 ideots on cruel melee with fox.then go to
vs. mode and be falco and kill a falco lv.7 with 5 lives.then he will challange you.lose
to him and he is yours!