go through adventure mode on normal or higher with falco or fox. complete adventure mode
without using any continues. Once you defeat bowser, he'll turn into giga bowswer. 

Now, with fox or falco, use their up+b ability on giga bowswer over and over again till
he's in the 200's or more. then you can easily just hit him off. I recomend doing the
up+b attack on him while you're above him, and then attack down on him.

To unlock 9-Volt you will have to first have unlocked Pajama Sam, Otto Rocket, SMBSS Toad,
and Arnold Shortman. Play as Pajama Sam while battling Lv9 Otto, SMBSS Toad, and Arnold.
Then watch all 52 episodes of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show while going through 100
levels of Pajama Sam's Sock Works with an 100 win streak. That means you can't lose!
After that, go to Tangipahoa Parish and eat at Middendorf's. Play SSBM again and beat
Pajama Sam's target test in under 0 mins, 5 secs, and 37 millisecs. Then 9-Volt will
challenge you. Beat him without taking any damage to unlock him.

To unlock this Lemming, you must have unlocked 9-Volt. Use 9-Volt in Supermegaultracruel
Melee and kill 80,000 gold fighters (really rare!). Then go through all 120 Lemmings
levels while sticking 8 pieces of gum to your face while singing the I Just Me song while
hopping on one foot! Then Coach Z will chalenge you. Beat him to unlock him. 



Use Coach Z in Adventure Mode and on the first stage (Mushroom Kingdom) pause and press
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A. After that unpause and complete Adventure
Mode. Then Psygnosis Lemming will challenge you. Beat him to unlock him.



Using Lemming, beat the following modes with him: Classic, Adventure, All-Star, Home-Run
Contest (called Sandbag from hereonout), and Target Test. That should unlock the stages
Lemmingland, Lemmingopolis, Spectralem's Tomb, Lemcano, and Antarcticlem. They all have
Lemmings Amiga music for background music!

Beat event 51 five times in a row with Mario. Finish exactly on 20:20 then you get new
events! Also event 64 is super mario 64. You'll have to fight tiny mario with 64 lives.
You start with 64 damage and have 64:64 seconds to defeat him.

THIS REAL IT IS NOT FAKE!!!BUT IT'S HARD TO DO!!!

DO VERY HARD ON ALL STAR,CLASSIC,AND ADVENTURE WITH SAMUS!!(no continue)

AFTER YOU BEAT ALL THOSE WITH SAMUS.....YOU GO TO CRUEL MELEE AND THEN CHOOSE SAMUS AS
YOUR THEN YOU HAVE TO BEAT 30 OF THEM,THEN YOU GO TO EVENT 51 AND BEAT IT WITH SAMUS
AFTER YOU BEAT YOU GO TO VERSUS MELEE AND THEN YOU'LL SEE 0-SUIT SAMUS ON THE SAMUS
SPOT!!

(it took me about 2 months to do all them)

HAVE FUN!!

The following is what I found to be affective characters. A lot of people think they're
good with Ness, but I beat them easily. From best to worst: Yoshi, Samus, Donkey Kong,
Fox, Falco, Peach, Dr. Mario, Mario, Shriek, Bowser, most of the others. Now for the bad:
Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Ganondorf, Mewto, Pichu, and Ness. Good luck mastering Yoshi's moves!
It takes practice, but trust me, don't underestimate him.

This is no fake crap like sonic and tails, elmo, or even fairy world! Use Peach's Daisy
costume to defeat classic very hard one life no damage. You must fight crazy hand. Then
KO 3 level 9 Koops with Mario no damage, and finally beat Showdown with Ness no damage.
Then you get to fight teacher. I even listed her moves! B=Giant F, similar to PK Flash. B
forward is homework, similar to cape. B down is apple, similar to vegetable. Rottens ones
do 90% damage! B up is similar to judgement only she waves sheets up. A+ does no damage
while F does 50!

deafet cruel melee and deafet adventure mode on very easy with 2 lives after you deafet
bowser halo peoplewillstrat shooting you deafet them andd you get them

As Falco, go to the top platform and keep using down b on the wireframes. It's really
easy!

Get Waluigi in 4 super mario 64 ds games and have them in front of your gamecube. You
unlocked him! When you fight him, beware or the fact that he pulls out bomb-ombs from the
ground and his tornado move kills you in one blow! NOTE: It only kills in one blow for
level 9 computers.

This is sooooooooooooooooo easy! All you have to do is beat all-star on very hard with
every character without taking damage and must get shield stupidity at least once. Then
you take a marker and write King Kong on both your memory card and your disk. And don't
forget your dumb little head! Just kidding. Don't write on ya head. The last win must be
with tiny invisible DK. You use tiny DK to kill king kong!

Use Kirby to float under the arena and wait for Giga Bowser and Mewtoo to suicide. Use up
B to chop ganondorf to pieces and keep spitting Mewtoo at him. P.S. I forgot how to spell
mewtoo. Was it Mewtoo or Mewtwo?

first beat all event matches and then beat all star mode on very hard with zelda and
vuwollo

I dint belev it wen i first saw it but its twu. K heres wat u do go to archives and watch
the special video this is not required bat important. now pay attention to the sene were
samus and all that are shooting and that well get 4 HUMAN players and rtecreate that
exactly. Now kill playa 2 as samus rockets. 1 as foxs gun. and 3 as ness with the scope
or raY GUN afta the fight it will say A character wants to fight. (BE carful all his
attacks are ranged) after beating him it will say Duke gunna have sum fun with a gun.

To unlock the king all you have to do is beat event 51 with Yoshi 51 times and finish when
there is 51 seconds left. Tut is awesome and can turn into a pyramid.

THIS IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All you have to do is beat Adventure with
yoshi very hard one life no continues. Then be Fox and play very easy five lives and when
you fight falco or fox the 2nd time, Slippy will be there. Kill him and then fight him
again. He is just like fox and falco.

Hi guys! to get toad beat classic and when the credit thing comes at the end ( where you
shoot stuff) shoot all of them ( I am not sure how I did it i was lucky) and then do the
same for adventure credits, toad will challenge you. Give him a demonstration of your
fist! and he'll be yours!

If you wait until there are 30 seconds left in the first level in adventure mode, you can
get a cool kind of Mario and Luigi.

to unlouck him u most beat clssic mode with babofett on hard with 3 lives he will apear
beetwen babofett and jamesbond

Beat adventure mode as Mario, the play a vs. match being Mario (human) vs. Luigi
(computer), make sure Mario wins, it will say Master Hand has came, you must beat him
then it will say that you have unlocked all playable characters.  

this is easy just throw your toys into the wall. JUST KIDDING!!  ok be pikachu on melee
adventure mode very hard 4 lives no continues and heres the fun part fart in your moms
face anyways watch the fairy godparents and play smash bros melee and he will appear beat
him and hes yours





NOTE: TO UNLCOK FAIRY WORLD AS A STAGE

Beat Timmy Turner's target test.then hit 750feet 

with the home run bat with timmy turner.last beat event 51 with timmy

turner.now u have fairy world as a stage!!!

first press start on your controller. then press a, then press b, then press x, then press
y, then press z, then press start,a,b,x,y,z,r,l,left, right,up, and down all at the same
time. then after that ummmm let me check, dirk nowitzki will pop up on the screen doing
the tootsie roll with michael jackson and then after that your tv screen will turn white
(just like michael jackson) and right then you need to recite the alphabet in seven
different languages before the tv screen turns back from white. then, jump into the tv
screen and do the macarena with celine dion and george clooney. when your done with that,
come out of the tv and watch spongebob squarepants, one episode only, and then get back to
the game and shoot spongebob and he's yours!!! try it! it might actually work!!!

this is reeeeely trew. to unlock brian beat allstar mode on very easy be anyone. then beat
mr. game and wach with falco on vs. put him on 9. then once you beat him the srceen will 
turn black you will here barkbark. kill him then hes yours. WARNING. he is very very
strong.

FINALLY I GOT HIM SONIC, kay heres what u got 2 do first beat classic with one life with
fox or falco twice then in cruel melee get one k.o. with fox or kill 20 guys with falco
in endless melee by only using your dash attack and then sonic will chalange u it will be
alot like a sudden death and when u beat him he's yours. then beat adventure with sonic
and u get tails also and they rock with their punches!!!!!!!!!

this is no fake im 1000000000000000000000000000% serious all you do is play wind waker and
beat jalhalla then smack your self for what you did to my fav boss. then beat wind waker.
put smash bros in connect 2 gamecube to it after that JAHALLA IS YOURS!!!!!!!!

I'M ABSOULUTLEY SERIOUS!!!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BEAT CLASSIC ON VERY HARD 1 LIFE WITH
LINK. YOUNG LINK'S TARGET TEST IS IMPOSSIBLE, BUT HE GIVES YOU A EVENT MATCH CALLED 7
YEARS WHERE YOU ARE YOUNG LINK AND YOU FIGHT LINK!

NO JOKE!!!
When I heArd about IT ithouGHt it was fake but Wasn't IWROng!! 
Use  Bowser on V.S and have another Player Be marth.
LEAve the Gamecube on for Six Days When you come back finish the fight and shut the game
cube off.
After 2 min Slap the game cube with a picture of your mom with the SSBM Game still in the
gamecube, Turn it on after continiously slaping it for 20 sec. There now your mom is
playable!!!!!!
100% RRREEEEEAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!