Mai'q the Liar is by far the most odd NPC you'll ever see (Maybe the Orc at Ald Daedroth).
Anyway, he just lives on a tiny island, off the East coast of the Island North to Main
Vvanderfell (Where Dagon Fel is). He will have a chair and a fishing pole with him. Talk
to him once and he won't say much, but if you talk again, he'll have great stories
including:

Multiplayer- Go seek Rolf the Uber!

Dragons- HIGH in the sky!

Horses- Mai'q's favorite animal!

Vampires- No good info on them.

The only good thing he can tell you is about the sunken shrine of Bothieth.

All he says is lies! Believe me! I spent an hour soaring straight up to see a dragon and
found a 2 minute drop afterwards. Its just really fun, though.

Soul Drinker- Given to you by Ranis Athrys of the Mages Guild once you complete her last
mission.

Saint's Black Sword- Either get this from Sorkvild's Tower near Dagon Fel from one of his
pawns or from the Telvanni Vaults, Vivec.

Shimsil- Found in Mawia, north of Tel Branora on an attacker.

Fang of Haynekhtnamet- Found in Mamaea, west of Bal Isra, in the shrine of pitted dreams.
It lies in a cart.

Mehrunes Razor- To get the Dagger of Meruhnes Dagon, you must first travel to his shrine,
which is at the northwest edge of Vvanderfell, past the dwemer ruin. Talk to the shrine
and hear his story about his lost dagger. Go to the Alas tomb, which is south of
Erabanimsum Camp. Find a corpse lying on the alter in the tomb. Loot his body for a rusty
dagger and return it to the daedra lord. He will take it and grant you his Razor.

Black Hands Dagger- Become Grandmaster of the Morag Tong guild of assassins and Eno
Hlaalu will give you this awesome dagger.

Dagoth Dagger- Either learn about the Vivec murders and kill the dreamer prophet in Vivec
Foreign Quarter underworks or go to the Telvanni monster lab (Vivec canalworks) and look
behind a pillow on the floor next to an alter.

Dagger of Symmachus- Do quests for King Hlaalu Helseth in Mournhold and eventually he
will give you the dagger.

Frostgore Chop- This dagger can be found in the river along the Moesring Mountains region
of Solstheim.

While playing the game press the B button hit the R trigger until you get to the stats
screen. Then go to the fatigue bar and press the following: Black, Black, White, White,
Black. Then hold the A button and hit B. (NOTE: When you go back to the menu you will have
to do the cheat over again)

This bug is virtually unheard of but is very handy. Here is a great way to use it.

First of all find an artifact that can be sold to the mournhold museum of
artifacts,eg:staff of magnus,lords mail,goldbrand.

Sell the item and get 30,000gp 

Once sold find the item inside the museum and jump onto the stand that the artifact is
placed on

Go into first person view and look directly down on top of the object

Make sure that when you jump the name of the object is still visible

Jump and when you reach the maximum hieght of the jump you will hit the cieling and stay
there for a fraction of a second,when this happens press A to take the object.

The game will not register you on the same floor/level as the guards and so they wont
realise.

This works about 90\% of the times tried and on about 90\% of the objects in morrowind.

Try it on the winged twilight soul gem on the top floor of the mages guild in balmora for
a free 60,000gp worth of stuff.

Okay, go out, with NOTHING equipped. No pants, no shirt, no shoes, no armor, and the
people will notice and mention it to. I've ogtten such comments like:

"We are not amused..."

"Were you in a hurry? You forgot to get dressed"

"Put some clothes on!"

They say many funny things, so try it out.

This is a rather tough task, but if acquire the skills to pick open a 100\% Locked door,
and dodge Vivec's attacks, you can beat the game. Once you kill Vivec, turn his ?Unique
Dwemer Artifact into the Wraithguard (See heavy-armor cheat), and head off to Red
Mountain. 

Obtain the Keening and Sunder, and go to Dagoth Ur prepared. Make your way to his
quarters, and slay this plague upon Vvanderfell. He'll teleport into the Heart of the
God's Camber, where a huge statue awaits. Find a bridge on a lower level leading to the
gargantuan. Find the heart and hit it once with the Sunder and 5 times with the Keening...
now all you need to do is run.

Spear of Bitter Mercy- To get this second-to-none spear, you need to talk to the Shrine of
Sheogorath in Inhipalit in Vivec St. Olms underworks. To do his quest, go to a desolate
island far west of Dagon Fel to find a lonely shack. Talk to the Argonian, Big Head and
take the Fork of Horripilation off the table and head for an island to the east. Find a
small island with only a bull netch. Go to it to discover it's a giant bull netch. You
must kill it with the weak fork or you won't get the spear. Once you land a deathblow with
the fork, go back to the shrine and talk with Sheogorath. He will give you his legendary
Spear of Bitter Mercy!

Hunter's Spear- This is the ultimate spear. The best in the game. To get it, you need to
finish the Bloodmoon story, and once you beat Karstaag, Hircine will confront you ask you
the most important aspect of a hunter. Tell him his guile and fight the Hunter's aspect of
guile and get the Hunter's Spear!

Hunter's Spear (Weak)- This spear is pretty bad, but legendary nonetheless. It's at the
bottom of Lake Fjalding in the western part of it.

Illkurok- Found in Nchurdamz, a dwemer ruin north of the Shrine of Azura, leaning against
the wall.

Greed- Found leaning on a wall in Vivec Telvanni's Vaults.

Blessed Spear- You get it from Drin, the priest of Mournhold if you cleanse the shrine of
the dead and bring Urvel Dulni back with you to tell the tale.

Spear of the Snow Prince- Lying on the stone alter in the Jolgeirr Barrow, Solstheim.

Okay, if you're poor, or just want more gold for your pocket, go to Dren Plantation. Once
inside, look to your right, near the Netchs. You should see a house on stilts. Go into
this house to find a Dark Elf and a Khajit. Attack the Dark Elf. He will come at you will
a Daedric Dai-Katana. He's an easy kill, and the Dai-Katana is worth 120,000. Sell it to
the Creeper or Mudcrab.

Here's a nice little situation:

You're nearly master of both the fighter's guild and thieve's guild. You speak to the
leader of where you're at right then, and he asks you to kill the other one. So, you go to
the other guild, but before you kill the person, you talk to him and ask if he has anymore
quests before he dies. His quest is to assassinate the leader of the other guild. NBow you
have two rivals asking for the death of the other... who do you kill?

The answer is the master of the fighter's guild- Sjoring Hard Heart. Kill him and you'll
advnace from the champion to the master. Report back to Gentleman Jim Stacey, and he'll
promote you to master of the Thieve's Guild.

No matter how tough or invincible you think you are, you're probably not, so always be
prepared with healing potions, and escape spells.

Having a sword that soul traps creatures on strike is good until you accidentally put a
mudcrab into a grand soul gem.

Running around naked will not get you popular, no matter what your gender is.

Having the crosshair off is basically a death sentence. Keep it on.

Marksman weapons are good, but if you're not fast, they can prove kind of bad at close
range.

Don't be surprised when guards don't do their duty and let you get killed by something in
the middle of a town.

Don't become both a Vampire and a Werewolf. Try going out at night as a wolf or try going
out in the day, becoming one crispy vampire.

Don't become a werewolf, period. Get Hircine's ring and have fun.

Running is a great way to boost your athletics and speed, but jumping is quicker.

Put acrobatics as a minor skill. Always minor. If you put it as a major, it's a good
15-point boost gone for nothing, if you don't have it as a skill, you're missing out on
many levels.

Once you reach a level where basically no one can hurt you, have fun, get a bounty, kill
some guards. The game's practically over. Enjoy its last few drops of goodness.

If you see something that looks dangerous, it probably is, so think twice before doing
anything.

Don't kill the man in Daedric Armor in Tel Fyr. Daedric Armor is a clear sign that
Bethesda is taunting you by making the armor so friggin hard to get.

Anyone whose found the talking mudcrab merchant knows its a hassle to get to. To make life
easier, find him and DO NOT SELL HIM ANYTHING. Use a command creature spell (if your
skills are high enough). Make him follow you to wherever he's convenient to you, Balmora,
Caldera, Ald Ruhn. Anywhere!

To become GrandMaster of two Great Houses is really simple.  First Join House Rederon or
Tevalli become the Leader or GrandMaster of the House.  In the Nerevarine Quest you have
to kill Orvas Dren or make him step down to become Horator.  After this happens talk to
Duke Dren about Camonna Tong and he thanks you for controling them.  You are now  a
Hireling of House Hlaalu.  Talk to him again about Camonna Tong and he makes you a
Councilman. Talk to him about business and he asks you th contol the ordinators, do this
and your are the Grand Master. Note: This only works for House Hlaalu and one other Great
House.

Kill one of these people in Mournhold:

King Hlaalu Helseth

Barenziah

Drin (Temple archcanon)

Talk to the people they are associated with (ex: Helseth-Royal Guards). Talk to them
about the king, or the dead person. 

For king Helseth, Royal Guards say:

"The King has been murdered!"

For Banrenziah, everyone in Mournhold will say:

"All of Mournhold weeps for our lady."

For Drin, High Ordinators say:

"Drin has been murdered... we will find his killer."

Talking to the High Ordinators about the king will get the response:

"Let the guards handle it."

Its about the same for the Archcanon, and the Royal Guards.

If you've joined a clan, or bloodline, and have done everything you wanted to but are done
with them, there is an odd process to take.

First, make your way to Suran. From there, travel northeast until you reach the daedric
ruin- Bal Fel.

Inside, there will be a door leading you to a narrow path. Continue along this narrow
path, beyond the lava to find a woman and a shrine. Talk to the shrine of Maclath. He will
tell you of his problems with his daughter, and wants you to slay her. She and her frost
Atronach friend are located in Dubdilla. Dubdilla is south of Vos. Make your way there and
slay the two. If you put a spell of Mark on the shrine, recall there, if not, you're in
for a long hike back.

Talk to the shrine to regain your humanity.

For easy levels you need to get about 1000gold.What you do is go to Balmara and head to
the fine achlemist,it should be around all of the mansions so just look for it.Once you
find it go in and talk to the lady, buy an apprentice mortar and pestle,and any of the
other things you want(calcinator,ritard,ect.)Also I recomend buying two of them like the
calcinator and mortar and pestle,and get both apprentice.Once you get these go to the
mages guild,go to the bottom and teloport to Sadrith Mora:Wolverine Hall.Talk to the guy
named Iniel,I think but hes the guy that sells ingredients,buy crab meat and rat meat,10
of each.Once you do this open your inventory  now highlight the mortar and pestle and
press it.Now you go to the ingredients and put all 10 of each meat,start pessing X to make
potions.Sell the potions to the guy and repeat the process only buying the meats and
making the potions not buying the mortar and pestle.If you ever need more money then just
steal things in sadrith mora and sell them.This may take a little while at first but
eventually you will make a lot of money once you do,just go out and find people to train
you.My guy is about level 38 and all of my skills are at least 75. Have fun.

While acquiring the Mace of Slurring (The Golena Sadri quest), go into the trap door, and
an occassional glitch is that you'll find her dead friend still alive. Kill her, and your
journal will say that you "found here with her throat slit". Just remember: You did
nothing wrong, its just kind of funny.

At any time during the game, enter a house, and drop any excess luggage off. Continue to
do this and the house will get an overflow loot bag. It will put any extra items in it,
and will never overflow itself. This is not good if you're trying to take over a house and
make it look nice.

Boots of the Apostle- Found on the body of a dead hero, guarded by two Winged Twilights in
Berandus' underground.

Cuirass of the Savior's Hide- Found in a closet in Tel Fyr, Hall of Fyr.

Morag Tong Helm- Found on certain Morag Tong members at their guildhalls.

Boots of Blinding Speed- Found on Pemenie, East of Gnaar Mok. She's wearing them and not
too hard to spot. 

Goblin Buckler- Found in Tears of Amun Shae, Old Mournhold. Durgok, the Goblin Chief's
chest.

Glass Bracer(s)- Found either in Ghostgate, Tower of Dusk, Lower level for sale, or at
Mournhold's Great Bazaar, Armory. A left Glass Bracer can be found in the Wailingdelve.

Paws of the Wolf Runner- Kill the chieftain at Thirsk, Solstheim. (Or wait until he's
slain by the uderfryte.)

Boneweave Gauntlet- Kill Ranabi of the Erabanimsum Camp.

Bonedancer Gauntlet- Kill Ranabi of the Erabanimsum Camp.

Icecap- Kill Hisin Deep-Raed for his hat. He can be found West of Ald Ruhn.

Helm of the Wolf's Heart- Given to you by the leader of the Skaal village for completing
the "Prove Your Wisdom" quest.

To gain a little cash at the very beginning, simply swipe the Limeware Platter at the
Census Office. The Guard will come after you, but if you drop the Platter from your
inventory, you can pick it up after he tells you that he won't arrest you. You will
recieve no bounty.

Goldbrand- Swim past the daedric ruin, northwest of Hla Oad to find a sunken ruin and a
crumbled shrine. Talk to the head and receive his quest for restoration. Go to Vivec,
Foreign Quarter, Jobasha's Book Store and buy Bothiath's Glory. Then go to Caldera, Ghorak
Manor and talk to the Orc on the third floor about a sculptor. Give him the Statue book
and 2,000 gold and sleep for about 2 weeks. Go to Khartag Point, north of Gnaar Mok and
talk to the restored shrine for your share of greatness.

Eltonbrand- First, get the Goldbrand. Next, go to the Ald Skar Inn and kill a man named
Shashev. Take his key (and ring) and be off. Now you need to become a vampire. Find a
vampire nest and contract the disease. Next, go to Vivec Mage's Guild and talk with
Sirlonwe. Give her the key and then drop in one pile, 11,171 gold in one pile and the rest
of your gold in the other. Pick up the 11,171 gold and you'll get a message saying Go to
Hell, Carolina! Sounds insane, but its actually a great sword.

Temreki, Shackler of Souls- Kill Larrius Varro at Fort Moonmoth and loot his body.

Chrysamere- Kill a mage in Abinabi, north of Tel Fyr. Be warned, the cavern is crawling
with Atronach.

Ice Blade of the Monarch- Kill a robed man in Rotheran, South of Dagon Fel, for the
Blade, his robe and ring.

Umbra Sword- Go to Suran, go to the mountains, and in the mountains, look for a man with
full Orcish Armor named Umbra. He will ask you to fight so he may die in battle. Be nice
and agree, kill him and loot his corpse for his sword. Umbra is very strong.

Trueflame- In the Tribunal storyline, you will receive a quest to forge the blade. Finish
this quest and good luck.

Hopesfire- Kill Almelexia at the Dome of Sotha Sil and loot her corpse.

Bi-Polar Blade- Go to the Great Bazaar in Mournhold, talk with the Trader, Sunel Hlas and
then Marena Gilnith outside. Keep talking about their loneliness and set them up on a
date. If the date goes well, you get the blade. If the date fails... reload and try it
again.

Magebane- In the Laterus section of the Urshilaku Burial Grounds, it lies on one of the
shrines.

Fury- Found on a dead hero in Kogoruhn.

King's Oath- Do the quest in Mournhold for the Royal Guard Captain involving the Common
tongue and receive it as a reward.

Gravedigger- Kill the Royal Guard captain, but he's VERY tough.

Daedric Crescent- First, travel to Tel Fyr. Then go up to the Hall of Fyr, levitate up
and look around near Diviyath Fyr to find a small chest and a key on his desk. Simple,
right? Wrong. Unless you can open a level 100 lock, grab the key off his desk and go to
the Corpusarium. That key, rather than open the small chest, opens a chest in the
Corpusarium. In each chest you open, you'll find another key until you open the last one.
THAT key opens the small chest, which will give you a little amulet. Equip the amulet and
transport to Megas Volar. Fight Lord Dregas Volar, and once you kill him; you are
teleported back to Tel Fyr with the Daedric Crescent in hand!

Bloodskal- Found on the stone alter in Bloodskal Barrow, Solstheim.

Shadowsting- Found in a "hollow" tree stump on the opposite side of Thirsk's entrance.

Her Ebony Scimitar- Found on Salas Valor once you kill him, along with other special Her
Hand's Armor. Also found on anyone in the High Chapel (besides Almelexia).

Stormfang- Do the quest for Ulfgar the Unending, by hearing his story, going to Thirsk,
buying a copy of Soverngard revisited, talk to him, kill him and get the Stormfang. I
won't spoil the quest's end.